Silly Little Questions

1. Are you dating the last person you kissed?
Hmm, define "dating".....

2. Pretend you've had 10 beers. What you would be doing right now?
Since I've never drank even a teaspoon full of beer, I suppose I'd really be pretending. Make it 10 glasses of wine, and you'll find me in the bathroom retching horribly.

3. What do you want?
To wake up tomorrow to my house magically clean and organized by little elves. Or really handsome Italian guys.

4. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
My books, namely "The Red Tent", that's on the top of the stack.

5. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes. Especially when I am counting. That "new math" never really caught on with us kids of the 70's, did it?

6. Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
Eww... milk is yucky enough without drinking it from the carton!

7. Who knows the latest secret about you?
Well, it wouldn't be secret if I wrote it out, would it now.

8. How long is your hair?
BBBS. (bit-below-bra-strap)

9. Do you like Batman?
Only George Clooney!

10. Who was the last person who told you they loved you?
That'd be Dylan.

Hello? Questions 11 and 12??

13. Do you like anyone now?
I like almost everyone I meet.

14. When was the last time you lied?
"Please allow my son, Dylan, to sign himself out of school today to go to the eye doctor." ((see number 10)) He really just got out of the boring parties at school and to be in town early enough to pick up Jade from school... either way, I am cool and got some #10.

15??

16. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Kind of, it's the day that the men landed on the moon... just two years after I was born, however.. July 20th is ALL about the moon, baby.

17. What instant messaging service do you use?
Yelling. or texting.

18.Last thing you cooked today?
Cooked? Ah, that'd be coffee.

19. Did you have a nap today?
No. God, no. Don't I wish!

20. Whose house did you go to last?
The funeral home, does that count? Real house, that'd be Lee's I think.

21. What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
I only own one pair of sweats, so, that'd be jeans. But I rarely wear those, either.

22. Why is the sky blue?
Sunlight and reflection and I really don't know what else.

23. Do you like green beans?
Yes. They are lovely.

24. Do you swear a lot?
F*#$ yes I do.

25. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Belk's.

Where's question 26?

27. Do you use an alarm clock?
I do; I hate that f*&%ing thing. haha

28. Where was your default MySpace picture taken?
well, yes, I do have one although I am not 15.... it's a chance to connect with the kids I work with, and to send stupid stuff to my friends.

29. Do you ever snort when you laugh?
yes, sometimes!

30. What's the first thing you notice on the opposite sex?
I notice voice, eyes, height, hands. In that order.

31. Is cheating ever okay?
Never.

32. Do you want someone you can't have?
Yes. See number 3.

34. Do you wear underwear?
Not every day, I like my hose and tights to be the only layer when I have them on.....smooth! And comfy!

35. Do you wear a bra?
ALL THE TIME. I read that Marilyn Monroe wore hers except for showers and .... so, I do the same, and let me tell you... it works. Bra>sag.

36. What Size?
What size bra? Heavens! Like I need to say. Pssh.

37. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
I am both. I am an INFP, but I am sometimes very social. But, when I do too much social, I crave alone-time. And vice versa.

39. Do you have a tan?
No, yet I love tans. Horribly stupid to love those, skin cancer and all, but I do love them.

Questions 40-44, and 48 missing in action.

45. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not really, I prefer to sleep in a dark room, but I do love pure sunshine.

And 46!

47. Do you miss someone today?
I wish my mom lived closer.

49. Do you still have pictures of you & your exs?
Probably in the photo albums, we were married for 10 years and had 3 children, after all!

50. Who's always there for you no matter what?
My Mama.