WOW this was a weird day. I taught my Sunday School class this morning, there was a Cantata which translates that many parents of young children that can't sit through a long service with no Children's Church tend to not attend... so.. I only had one student. I got there a tad late as usual, had to go pick up my little elderly lady to give her a ride... it always makes me late.
what does this have to do with skirts????
I wore a green patterned skirt that the zipper is wonky. I wore a white tee shirt with it, and a necklace that matched the pattern perfectly. Just couldn't get the &#%$%*& zipper to work... so, I rolled the top down several times and tucked in the tee and I thought it looked fine, a little hippie-ish, but fine. Right?
Wrong.
It came unrolled, and by the time I realized it, the tags were all flipping out and it must've looked like hell. In church, looking like hell... ??? Not so good.
So, confident that I had fixed it and looked cute again, I go to walk out.. and get stopped by a very gorgeous society woman ..... she leans into me, and says, "Jana, I don't know what has happened to your skirt.. you looked like you had just had sex this morning and threw your clothes on quickly to get to church on time."
WELL... close my mouth and watch me become speechless for once.
Ahem! AMEN! .....
DAMN.
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